Walmart shopping list for the night: glazed donuts, pineapple, and AA batteries. As Miss E and I checked out, she told the clerk "My Daddy is going to feed the bears in the morning in front of the camera so he can get pics of them." The clerk looked at Miss E and friendly, but sarcastically commented, "Sure he is," then looked at me. Daddy said, "Yes, yes he is."
8/5/12, Age 6
My lesson learned. Tonight we were wrestling on the carpet. We were on all fours, facing each other, and I had Miss E's hands pinned to the floor. Here's the lesson learned. I asked what are you going to do now? Well, without hesitation, she darted forward with a crushing head butt to my forehead. We are both recovering.
8/27/11, Age 5
I had an interesting conversation with Miss E this morning. The first words out of her mouth were not good morning. Instead she asked, "Daddy, why do boys and girls have boobies." Needless to say the answer "because that's how God made us" did not fly.
8/2/10, Age 4
Sarcasm is much more effective when you say it without giggling like my little four-year-old girl.
8/27/11, Age 5
I had an interesting conversation with Miss E this morning. The first words out of her mouth were not good morning. Instead she asked, "Daddy, why do boys and girls have boobies." Needless to say the answer "because that's how God made us" did not fly.
8/2/10, Age 4
Sarcasm is much more effective when you say it without giggling like my little four-year-old girl.
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